THE NEBRASKA BLUE PRINT
THE DEAN'S CORNER -- April 1925
Dean 0. J. Ferguson
OLD STUFF — AS EVERY COLLEGE STUDENT KNOWS
NOTE—The following article appeared in "The California
Aggie." So effectively does it prod us in some of the joints of our technical
armor, that it is well worthy of quotation in full. It is "Old Stuff,"
yes, but good stuff to cogitate upon.—0. J. F.
"Because, while
a student is in college, he had bolted too many greasy fried potatoes and
cold baked beans, doubtless under the impression that his insides were
constructed with the sturdiness of a concrete-mixer, and the durability
of a hydraulic ram, many a man of forty-five is obliged to go about with
his pockets full of zweibach and pepsin wherewith to pamper a spoiled stomach
that requires more attention than a six-weeks-old infant,
"Having taken all of his exercise
in the bleachers, and practiced deep-breathing only while smoking, there
comes a day when all his steep grades must be taken at low gear or at the
end of a friendly towrope.
"At the very time of life when
he ought to be concentrating all of his attention on his task of moving
forward, rapidly, toward the destination he had picked as his chief objective,
he spends most of his time getting out to see what ails the machinery.
"Of course, this is old stuff.
It makes every-one yawn. Everybody knows that these things are true—so
why repeat them? Just because a generous percent of every annual crop of
college graduates go out to fail for the reasons indicated above.
"Because, while a student in
college he had never learned how to think rapidly, clearly, and independently,
being under the impression that his chief mission, as an undergraduate,
was to cram himself to the gunwales with a miscel-laneous cargo of unclassified
facts, many a man of mature years spends his time sharpening tools for
other people, collecting data for other men's books, and holding the lantern,
and murmuring, " Well, what do you know about that? " while his comrades
unearth discoveries.
"Having seen nothing in his
college course but “credits," and no brighter prize at the end of it than
“diploma”, there comes a day when he is glad to carry the water jug and
trot errands for the men higher up who may have only half his brains but
twice his mental training.
"This, too, is old stuff. How
can anyone be so stupid as to write it — much less expect anybody to read
it?
"Nevertheless, every institution
of higher education annually hatches a new flock of birds whose wings have
fledged no feathers. About the time they ought to fly, they are inquiring
for the latest quotations on crutches.
"Because, while a student in
college, he had hooted at every serious agency that tried to coax his soul
out in the sunlight where it might grow, many a man of middle age finds
that neglected organ a shriveled, ugly thing consisting only of a troublesome
conscience and an assorted lot of unpleasant memories—memories of neglected
opportunities to enjoy life's best legacies.
"He has "no ear for music,"
and it bores him; he has "no interest in pictures " for he does not understand
them; he can't see "anything in poetry," most of which he considers stupidly
sentimental.
"Having arrived at a time of
life where the rewards of his own industry provide him with leisure, his
jaded senses—the five—the same five that his Airedale terrier has — must
be de-pended upon for all perceptions. He has lost his soul, and it is
too late to sprout another.
"This, likewise, is old stuff.
So is breathing, old stuff. The mountains and the sea; the sky and the
rivers; human hopes, and fears; the bright dreams of youth, and handfuls
of ashes — all are old, old stuff!
"Apropos of this last consideration,
religion, which has been mankind's "chief concern" from the beginning,
is, the development of a soul, what food and exercise are to the body and
mental discipline is to the mind,
"The college student should
avail himself of what the churches have to offer."
We have just received news that John Mills, A.M. '04, has
been appointed director of publication of Bell Telephone laboratories,
Incorporated, New York City. Mr. Mills was formerly personnel director
of the Engineering Department of the Western Electric Company, which operated
the Research and Development Laboratories of the American Telephone and
Telegraph Company and the Western Electric Company prior to January 1,
1925.